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Wrangler
02-02-2006, 08:30 PM
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, the American flag or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

prebancolt
02-03-2006, 07:46 AM
I am DEEPLY offended :mad:



Why didn't they let us boys from NC join in?


:ak47: :ak47: :ak47:

fuzzy_dba
02-03-2006, 08:30 AM
Hey prebancolt.
I'M EVEN MORE OFFENDED!!

I'm from Oklahoma (now living on the RIGHT coast) and they didn't even ask me to join!

Terry in NC

Wrangler
02-03-2006, 07:32 PM
You guys would starve there with no BBQ pork. It would have to be imported you know. Now if you can eat beef I expect you might just enjoy the hunt.

prebancolt
02-04-2006, 02:56 AM
You guys would starve there with no BBQ pork. It would have to be imported you know. Now if you can eat beef I expect you might just enjoy the hunt.

Beef? What's beef? Some sort of new flavoring that you put on BBQ?:confused:

J

fuzzy_dba
02-04-2006, 11:08 AM
Hey Wrangler, some of us LIKE BEEF, and althought living in NC for 11+ years, I still like a good slab of beef ribs.
I can do with just beef but have to admit that they'll have to import pork too or at a very least air-drop it in:grin: !

Terry in NC

You guys would starve there with no BBQ pork. It would have to be imported you know. Now if you can eat beef I expect you might just enjoy the hunt.

Wrangler
02-05-2006, 10:02 AM
I understand there is an overabundance of pigs in their space since the locals won't eat them. You might just becoem a national hero for making room by eating a few. Maybe you could introduce ham and cheese to the place. Yummy!

e5bravo
03-10-2006, 03:07 PM
Do not! I say again, Do not!! Pursue targets with M2's and Barretts!! From practical experience I can tell you its better to cook it first.

Im missing an extra paycheck from them too, or did the Marines keep it safe for me?

To forgive is Heavenlly
To forgett is divine
Neither of which is Marine Corps Policey

No they didnt teach me to spell either!:machinegu

Wrangler
03-13-2006, 12:35 PM
The hunt goes on as it seems pork is appearing everywhere. Now those pigs have HE to play with.

Wrangler
03-16-2006, 09:30 PM
By the way I like mine seasoned with lots of hot chili.